She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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