I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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