i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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