You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
you had me at cake vodka
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
