No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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