Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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