I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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