my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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