Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Enjoy the penises
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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