Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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