i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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