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(214): View more from Texas

your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.

(1-214): View more from Texas

we're not divorced.

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(850): View more from Florida

So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time

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(512): View more from Texas

After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.

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(503): View more from Oregon

My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

If i need to get strippers involved i will.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.

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(917): View more from New York City

On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.

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