your thong is hanging out like whoa
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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