when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I am available for nakedness
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
