I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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