she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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