You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
