You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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