We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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