if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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