Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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