you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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