Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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