everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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