The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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