69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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