Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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