Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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