I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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