I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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