dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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