i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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