Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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