your thong is hanging out like whoa
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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