i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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