break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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