Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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