Non-Jews are for practice
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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