kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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