I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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