Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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