Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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