Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
