dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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