wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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