just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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