arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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