I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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