youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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