Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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