Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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