"it" just moved
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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