So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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