If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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