So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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