Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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