i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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