oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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