Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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